bloodphoenix asked: What is your defect?
Cacophony. Isn’t it obvious?
Silly Dov Charney, you’re from Montréal!
Chill the fuck out. Mexican-Americans make up most of his workforce. Definitely NOT Canadians. Fuck Canadians.
![toastlopez:
‘American Able’ intends to, through spoof, reveal the ways in which women with disabilities are invisibilized in advertising and mass media. I chose American Apparel not just for their notable style, but also for their claims that many of their models are just ‘every day’ women who are employees, friends and fans of the company. However, these women fit particular body types. Their campaigns are highly sexualized and feature women who are generally thin, and who appear to be able-bodied. Women with disabilities go unrepresented, not only in American Apparel advertising, but also in most of popular culture. Rarely, if ever, are women with disabilities portrayed in anything other than an asexual manner, for ‘disabled’ bodies are largely perceived as ‘undesirable.’ In a society where sexuality is created and performed over and over within popular culture, the invisibility of women with disabilities in many ways denies them the right to sexuality, particularly within a public context.
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Hmm, but I think people would probably ridicule American Apparel if they DID such a thing as it would be seen as a gimmick/exploitation.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2a1p49NUs1qzr6txo1_400.png)
‘American Able’ intends to, through spoof, reveal the ways in which women with disabilities are invisibilized in advertising and mass media. I chose American Apparel not just for their notable style, but also for their claims that many of their models are just ‘every day’ women who are employees, friends and fans of the company. However, these women fit particular body types. Their campaigns are highly sexualized and feature women who are generally thin, and who appear to be able-bodied. Women with disabilities go unrepresented, not only in American Apparel advertising, but also in most of popular culture. Rarely, if ever, are women with disabilities portrayed in anything other than an asexual manner, for ‘disabled’ bodies are largely perceived as ‘undesirable.’ In a society where sexuality is created and performed over and over within popular culture, the invisibility of women with disabilities in many ways denies them the right to sexuality, particularly within a public context.
Hmm, but I think people would probably ridicule American Apparel if they DID such a thing as it would be seen as a gimmick/exploitation.
Textual Images: Label
You can put a label on me; that I’m this and I’m that. But, you know what, it’s my task to transcend that. Nobody has just one facet to their personality, just one dimension to something that’s 3d.
I don’t like coffee and I don’t like chicken, I know it’s weird, but I don’t need to give you a…
I totally know what the girl is talking about……………..
(via drinksunlight)
Like, omg so edgy. I wanna bang these dudes cause they have mustaches tattooed on their fingers. Yay!
If they fingerbang me does that mean I got a mustache ride?
Anonymous asked: you need to work on your brand.
why's ur shit so weak bro?
oh my gosh. i have nothing to prove to you. you’re anonymous and you don’t have balls. you probably don’t even own a mustache or a fixed gear. why should i even bother answering to you. ugh… i bet you’re some mainstream corporate person who hates on cultured and unique individuals like me.
oh well, i’m gonna go get dinner at cruzer in los feliz. people (mainly mexicans) claim that it’s pronounced los feh-lees, but i’m pretty fucking sure it’s pronounced lows feeliz. (if you guys don’t know what that is it’s a vegan pizza place. you’ll never want to eat real cheese ever again! it’s that good!)
intending to work on my brand,
P
THIS Los Angeles / Transplants
dear l.a.
will i someday live beneath your sunny skies and over-congested roads?
hell yeah you will. gentrification is the new black!
sometimes i wish i WASN’T actually from LA so that i could be part of that bunch of people from god knows where and add culture to LA cause LA has no culture. unless you consider illegal immigrants cultured. (please, i’m pretty sure you need at least 1 liberal arts degree to actually be cultured. it’s a known fact.) pfftt.
people like you need to take over this city even more so. the cheapest rent (studio apt) in the coolest parts of LA are like $900/month. before whitey strolled in it was around $400. you know what this means? less poor minorites! they’ll probably have to end up moving in the buttfuck middle of nowhere where they belong. like the inland empire or riverside county. haha losers.
transplants add so much culture and diversity it’s amazing. i can’t tell you how many cool and necessary businesses have popped up since hip people like you have moved in. you know everything the average person needs to live: coffee shops, vintage shops, art galleries, bookstores, coffee shops, indie designer jewelry, and coffee shops.
another plus is the fact that when more hip people move in, the hipper i feel. and the hipper i feel the more secure i am of myself. so please move here! LA welcomes you with open arms.
what i want to attain from american apparel: hoodie dress, hooded swimsuit, mesh bodysuit. all in black. okay i need $175.
oh my gosh. anyone who dresses in all american apparel apparel are my heros. such risk takers. avant-garde. amazing. truly unique! $175 worth of uniqueness. totally worth it. plus hot babes galore will be on your (metaphorical) nutsacks! ladies, if you want to buy AAA then do it right away! hot ironic mustaches will be tickling your southern ‘stache in no time.
keepin it real,
P
P isn’t happy with hatred
UGH! i find this one website so insulting. Die Hipster
it made me cry the other day.i felt like i was being attacked…..but i’m no hipster!! don’t call me that! i hate when people call me that! i get called that like every single day. i don’t even know why? what is a hipster? like omg. how rude right?
i think i’m gonna go take pictures of my sorrows now and share them on this blog in hopes that people reblog them to the nth power. hmmm should i make them b&w? yes i think so.
yours truly,
P
p.s. i’m wearing a neon snuggie right now. it is so funny!
P writes to Alexi Wasser or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blog
los angeles has become such a wonderful city since more smart people and suburbanites moved in and made businesses. come on, i know i’m not the only one who thinks this way. more hot babes in LA! screw the lamesauce immigrants! lets drive their rent up by moving in more hot babes with liberal arts degrees! (you know rent has doubled for these poor people?) and make more important businesses like expensive coffee shops and kitschy boutiques! woo hoo!!! yes, i especially love it when guys have facial hair and are white and wear shrunken denim jackets and are white and drink coffee at places called intelligentsia (oooh i felt 10 times smarter typing that word out! i don’t why but i do feel like more smart cells are entering my brain skull).
and those american apparel ads you have here are soooo cool! i think they up your coolness! urban outfitters! i love those 2 places! they make the coolest clothes don’t they? i feel a little… unique, i think is the word, when i put together outfits. it also helps to lure in hot babes that drink coffee and stuff. my fave dudes are those that write screenplays. OH MY GOSH! sooo hot and smart. and they’re indie cause they don’t really care to make it in the mainstream.
i love you! keep it coming with these hot boys and their wit.
also, i’m shorter and more tattooed than all those girls who claim to be short and tattooed! and i live in LA. this dude could bone me all he wants as long as he keeps his bolo tie on during the entire session. hip hip hooray for bolo ties and other cowboy accessories/clothing worn out of context!
well ta-ta, i’ll be off reading a novel about a teenager’s coming of age (even though i’m already 22, whatever don’t hate!) it’s really good. probably my favorite book of all time. it’s called catcher in the rye.
Then this girl named Naomi wrote: P, where’s your blog? I would def. read it.
So I wrote again!
naomi (and whoever else may be interested),
i will be getting a blog soon to write about my thoughts on american society. and by that i mean hot babes from LA to AUS to BK to ATL to CHI to SF and so on and so forth. you know, all the hot babe meccas or any other places that have been fully gentrified (yes! love them liberal arts boys!).
i will also inform you about all the coffee shops and other places to snag yourself a hot dude with the likelihood of stds but whatevs. you only live once and there are only so many boys to drink your pbr with.
kittens are rad! i have a shitload of them in my backyard. they just chill there. i just stare at them from my window and take photos of them with an extreme amount of bokeh in the back. that counts as me liking kittens right? am i hip enough for you boys? please like me! i need more random plaid shirts in my closet to wear outside and look disheveled as though i had a long bang sesh the night before!
your new friend,
p
p.s. alexi your blog inspires me. i feel extra intelligentsia when i read it! do you realize the capacity it took for me to type that word [intelligentsia]? it blows my mind!
Then some other gal Alice wrote: alexis blog is funny and entertaining, its just humour. you should chill p
Then I wrote a 3rd time:
aww fuck! alice are you serious?!? alexi’s blog is just humor? shit! this whole time i thought it was serious journalism. my world is crushed…. my inclination to blog has diminished…
bye, it was nice knowing you. i’m done writing. i think i’ll stick to looking cute (like you know “american apparel” apparel) in echo park’s (ex)dive bars that are now inundated with boys from the suburbs (or west l.a. or any part of the greater los angeles area with loads of white folks. same shit).
p.s. BOYSLIFENYC is the shit! check it out ladies!!! def my #1 fave.
I LOVE YOU ALL! I’M CRYING A LITTLE. IS THIS NORMAL ALEXI?
Alright people. So I fucking lied a little. And by that I mean I lied about not blogging. But this is my first post bitches. Holla! I’ll formally introduce myself soon. We’ll be best friends soon.
-P
Here’s a link to read the entire conversation action: imboycrazy
