P writes to Alexi Wasser or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blog
los angeles has become such a wonderful city since more smart people and suburbanites moved in and made businesses. come on, i know i’m not the only one who thinks this way. more hot babes in LA! screw the lamesauce immigrants! lets drive their rent up by moving in more hot babes with liberal arts degrees! (you know rent has doubled for these poor people?) and make more important businesses like expensive coffee shops and kitschy boutiques! woo hoo!!! yes, i especially love it when guys have facial hair and are white and wear shrunken denim jackets and are white and drink coffee at places called intelligentsia (oooh i felt 10 times smarter typing that word out! i don’t why but i do feel like more smart cells are entering my brain skull).
and those american apparel ads you have here are soooo cool! i think they up your coolness! urban outfitters! i love those 2 places! they make the coolest clothes don’t they? i feel a little… unique, i think is the word, when i put together outfits. it also helps to lure in hot babes that drink coffee and stuff. my fave dudes are those that write screenplays. OH MY GOSH! sooo hot and smart. and they’re indie cause they don’t really care to make it in the mainstream.
i love you! keep it coming with these hot boys and their wit.
also, i’m shorter and more tattooed than all those girls who claim to be short and tattooed! and i live in LA. this dude could bone me all he wants as long as he keeps his bolo tie on during the entire session. hip hip hooray for bolo ties and other cowboy accessories/clothing worn out of context!
well ta-ta, i’ll be off reading a novel about a teenager’s coming of age (even though i’m already 22, whatever don’t hate!) it’s really good. probably my favorite book of all time. it’s called catcher in the rye.
Then this girl named Naomi wrote: P, where’s your blog? I would def. read it.
So I wrote again!
naomi (and whoever else may be interested),
i will be getting a blog soon to write about my thoughts on american society. and by that i mean hot babes from LA to AUS to BK to ATL to CHI to SF and so on and so forth. you know, all the hot babe meccas or any other places that have been fully gentrified (yes! love them liberal arts boys!).
i will also inform you about all the coffee shops and other places to snag yourself a hot dude with the likelihood of stds but whatevs. you only live once and there are only so many boys to drink your pbr with.
kittens are rad! i have a shitload of them in my backyard. they just chill there. i just stare at them from my window and take photos of them with an extreme amount of bokeh in the back. that counts as me liking kittens right? am i hip enough for you boys? please like me! i need more random plaid shirts in my closet to wear outside and look disheveled as though i had a long bang sesh the night before!
your new friend,
p
p.s. alexi your blog inspires me. i feel extra intelligentsia when i read it! do you realize the capacity it took for me to type that word [intelligentsia]? it blows my mind!
Then some other gal Alice wrote: alexis blog is funny and entertaining, its just humour. you should chill p
Then I wrote a 3rd time:
aww fuck! alice are you serious?!? alexi’s blog is just humor? shit! this whole time i thought it was serious journalism. my world is crushed…. my inclination to blog has diminished…
bye, it was nice knowing you. i’m done writing. i think i’ll stick to looking cute (like you know “american apparel” apparel) in echo park’s (ex)dive bars that are now inundated with boys from the suburbs (or west l.a. or any part of the greater los angeles area with loads of white folks. same shit).
p.s. BOYSLIFENYC is the shit! check it out ladies!!! def my #1 fave.
I LOVE YOU ALL! I’M CRYING A LITTLE. IS THIS NORMAL ALEXI?
Alright people. So I fucking lied a little. And by that I mean I lied about not blogging. But this is my first post bitches. Holla! I’ll formally introduce myself soon. We’ll be best friends soon.
-P
Here’s a link to read the entire conversation action: imboycrazy
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