paperc-ut: THIS Los Angeles / Transplants dear l.a. will i someday live beneath your sunny skies and over-congested roads? hell yeah you will. gentrification is the new black! sometimes i wish i WASN’T actually from LA so that i could be part of that bunch of people from god knows where and add culture to LA cause LA has no culture. unless you consider illegal immigrants cultured. (please, i’m pretty sure you need at least 1 liberal arts degree to actually be cultured. it’s a known fact.) pfftt. people like you need to take over this city even more so. the cheapest rent (studio apt) in the coolest parts of LA are like $900/month. before whitey strolled in it was around $400. you know what this means? less poor minorites! they’ll probably have to end up moving in the buttfuck middle of nowhere where they belong. like the inland empire or riverside county. haha losers. transplants add so much culture and diversity it’s amazing. i can’t tell you how many cool and necessary businesses have popped up since hip people like you have moved in. you know everything the average person needs to live: coffee shops, vintage shops, art galleries, bookstores, coffee shops, indie designer jewelry, and coffee shops. another plus is the fact that when more hip people move in, the hipper i feel. and the hipper i feel the more secure i am of myself. so please move here! LA welcomes you with open arms.

paperc-ut:

THIS Los Angeles / Transplants

dear l.a.

will i someday live beneath your sunny skies and over-congested roads?

hell yeah you will. gentrification is the new black!

sometimes i wish i WASN’T actually from LA so that i could be part of that bunch of people from god knows where and add culture to LA cause LA has no culture. unless you consider illegal immigrants cultured. (please, i’m pretty sure you need at least 1 liberal arts degree to actually be cultured. it’s a known fact.) pfftt.

people like you need to take over this city even more so. the cheapest rent (studio apt) in the coolest parts of LA are like $900/month. before whitey strolled in it was around $400. you know what this means? less poor minorites! they’ll probably have to end up moving in the buttfuck middle of nowhere where they belong. like the inland empire or riverside county. haha losers.

transplants add so much culture and diversity it’s amazing. i can’t tell you how many cool and necessary businesses have popped up since hip people like you have moved in. you know everything the average person needs to live: coffee shops, vintage shops, art galleries, bookstores, coffee shops, indie designer jewelry, and coffee shops.

another plus is the fact that when more hip people move in, the hipper i feel. and the hipper i feel the more secure i am of myself. so please move here! LA welcomes you with open arms.

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